What it the Seven Hells?! Blood Diner is... What IS Blood Diner?! This hyperactive horror comedy takes Lovecraftian elements - the rebirth of an ancient goddess dependent on tricking people to eat human flesh and cutting up naked girls to make her a body - but parodied sometimes in the strangest ways. Sure, random, gory kills that make no sense, a brain in a jar directing our two goofy cannibals, comments that break the fourth wall, even the odd juvenile humor, would have their place. But sometimes, it's just bizarre: Out of place headwear, two-thirds of the cops having think indeterminate accents, the rival diner owner's ventriloquist dummy, the whole wrestling bit... Jackie Kong earns points by even trying half of this, but the Airplane stuff (if that how's I'm to take the seemingly random humor) doesn't always land, or perhaps the lack of professional acting means there's no pilot to do so. Blood Diner comes off as chaotic, but if you've seen it all, maybe you haven't seen THIS.
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Crazy stuffmbkeene
I'm a total mark for Little Jimmy Hitler.Siskoid
What it the Seven Hells?! Blood Diner is... What IS Blood Diner?! This hyperactive horror comedy takes Lovecraftian elements - the rebirth of an ancient goddess dependent on tricking people to eat human flesh and cutting up naked girls to make her a body - but parodied sometimes in the strangest ways. Sure, random, gory kills that make no sense, a brain in a jar directing our two goofy cannibals, comments that break the fourth wall, even the odd juvenile humor, would have their place. But sometimes, it's just bizarre: Out of place headwear, two-thirds of the cops having think indeterminate accents, the rival diner owner's ventriloquist dummy, the whole wrestling bit... Jackie Kong earns points by even trying half of this, but the Airplane stuff (if that how's I'm to take the seemingly random humor) doesn't always land, or perhaps the lack of professional acting means there's no pilot to do so. Blood Diner comes off as chaotic, but if you've seen it all, maybe you haven't seen THIS.americanadian25
Twisted, messed up, and kind of awesome!evildeadthing
Thanks for the link jlfitz (mod-edit: dead link removed). Shame the movie itself is pretty rubbish.cubesofspinach
Probably the worst movie, ever. In a good way.