The Expendables 2 (2012)
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This is what I imagine sex with Carmen Electra to be like; I've waited and salivated for ages, but the same years have taken their ugly toll. What used to be flattering, even sexy, is now a complete turn-off and it's obvious that she's suffering through the act only to please me - sans success. I've moved on. Even all the expensive, and poorly executed, make-up can't save this baby and thus I sit, unsatisfied, to watch Van Damme steal the show before I can admit how terrible it all was. I cry.
The plane belongs in a museum... We all do!
Right, it's not Oscar worthy. Like wayyy far off ... but despite the simple storyline, bad storytelling, terrible puns and one liners, OTT explosions, questionable logic in the story, predictability ... how can you not enjoy a no-brain-activity-needed action movie with all your favourite action heroes? Like the first, I enjoyed it but with all those big shot movie stars and nearly limitless budget, I wish it had more content. Fave bits? The references to iconic characters that were played by the actors. Unfortunately, if it wasn't for the big names and their pull, this movie would be a great contender for a razzie.
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