"The Thing" light - and not in a good way. Awful acting, terribly shot, woefully written, awesome 5.1 sound design but terrible score. Don't bother. Best part was Lance telling a guy "If you throw another tantrum, I'm going to bite your fuckin' nose off your face" which I'm willing to bet he improvised because the script isn't even that clever. The movie is officially over when he says "We're gonna need a bigger bucket" in a sorry ass attempt at a Jaws reference. Goodnight.
Tom Six thinks he's really clever. He will be in about 5 years when he does "The Human Centipede vs Sharknado" for the SyFy Channel produced by Troy Duffy.
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Movie comment on Darling
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Runtime is incorrect - it is 78 minutes.Movie comment on Point Break
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Point Break to the MAX! Ugh...Movie comment on Kill or Be Killed
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Running time is incorrect. Should be 1:43.Movie comment on World of Tomorrow
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Short films are like books...pointless.Edit: 38 downvotes to 3 upvotes just validates my thinking that 95% of people are idiots.
Movie comment on Exposed
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Correct, this cover and director are wrong. Gee Malik Linton is credited as the writer.Movie comment on Avengers: Age of Ultron
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I agree with that guy. This movie drukqs.Movie comment on Harbinger Down
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"The Thing" light - and not in a good way. Awful acting, terribly shot, woefully written, awesome 5.1 sound design but terrible score. Don't bother. Best part was Lance telling a guy "If you throw another tantrum, I'm going to bite your fuckin' nose off your face" which I'm willing to bet he improvised because the script isn't even that clever. The movie is officially over when he says "We're gonna need a bigger bucket" in a sorry ass attempt at a Jaws reference. Goodnight.Movie comment on Grizzly
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(Packard Redux - but no listing on IMDB for it)Movie comment on Final Girl
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This movie drukqsMovie comment on Recoil
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2 dislikes?! People don't know what good DTV, B-Action movies are. This is one of the best.Movie comment on The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)
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Tom Six thinks he's really clever. He will be in about 5 years when he does "The Human Centipede vs Sharknado" for the SyFy Channel produced by Troy Duffy.Movie comment on Just Before I Go
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Holy hell. This is one of the worst movies of all time.Showing items 26 – 37 of 37