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Pretentious garbage. To even call this movie "Suspiria" shows the ego of Luca.
7 months 2 weeks ago
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Unfortunately the runtime listed would've been what De Palma intended to present. Instead, we get 90 minutes of a bland story with bad acting with a lot of De Palma flair cut to hell by the studio.
7 months 4 weeks ago
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Catch it on TNT in 3 months.
8 months 3 weeks ago
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Not horror at all. Terrible comedy.
10 months 3 weeks ago
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HAHAHA!!!!! Just the worst triggered moment ever. ITS A MOVIE!

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I don't know which part is worse, the white guy teaching the black guy how to act "blacker" or the latter teaching the white guy how to feel good about his racism because he has a black friend.
10 months 3 weeks ago
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Embarrassing. Pretty much unwatchable.
1 year 1 month ago
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Garbage.
1 year 2 months ago
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Waited a long time for this one! Meh.
1 year 2 months ago
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The formulaic tradition of an unnecessary, nearly 3 hour film continues. Not as boring as some of them, but still, mediocrity at it's finest.
1 year 5 months ago
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yikes.
1 year 8 months ago
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Hands down, the most "lens flare" I've ever seen in a movie. Yes, rivals Michael Bay. So distracting. I like it though cause it reminds people that movies are fake.
1 year 8 months ago
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Did the director of "Ender's Game" direct this? Awful, awful, awful. Spielberg hasn't done a good film since his Michael Mann-esque - "Munich".
1 year 8 months ago
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Thumbs down cause I want dumb action from a dumb action super hero film and I had to wait 50 f-ing minutes till anything happened. Also... minus one star for the shittiest CGI Rhino I've ever seen.
1 year 8 months ago
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A mess, no heart, nobody cares about anyone and the audience shouldn't care about the characters. Heat remake in many ways for sure but I don't care. I loved it for all these reasons cause it's only trying to be what it is. Modern day crime-exploitation at it's best.
1 year 9 months ago
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The fishman does not love her at all. It's all he knows, like a woobie, and doesn't want to let it go. Garbage film.
2 years ago
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Window dressing to an okay show.
2 years ago
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Fun as fuck! The "BEATINGU" truck has essentially become the equivalent to Tall Man's flying orbs. Plot is ridiculous but are watching this for that? Sit back, chill out and watch some great kills and over acting. Throwback to when Horror films didn't give a fuck.
2 years 1 month ago
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Over-praised and mediocre. Still, thought it was fine. Holly Hunter continues the trend of the "Hollywood Bubble" thinking it's perfectly normal to fuck your face all up.
2 years 4 months ago
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Fuckin loved it and have ZERO frame of reference to the property.
2 years 5 months ago
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The opening scene is insufferable.
2 years 5 months ago
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4 awfully written characters arguing for an hour and a half in a single location (submarine). Woeful.
2 years 10 months ago
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Runtime is incorrect.
3 years ago
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Year is 2016
3 years 3 months ago
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There are some great moments but it's a half hour too long and honestly, I don't get all the love for it. It's a good zombie flick, but still, pretty standard.
3 years 4 months ago
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Not Bizarre. Boring. and I am a Wheatley fan.
3 years 9 months ago

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