In thousands of years, historians will browse the iCM archive and realise that the "Great Blindness" of 2018 might have actually occurred in 2013, when people seemed to have established that this movie was "visually stunning".
Gosling still can't act for shit and Refn really needs to get his act together before ending as an executive producer for a lousy Starz TV show about prostitutes in the first wold war or something.
Two important lessons I learnt while watching this:
-Never rent form Hertz again.
-Never watch anything remotely touched by Mukunda Michael Dewil again.
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Movie comment on The Sopranos
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Movie comment on Only God Forgives
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In thousands of years, historians will browse the iCM archive and realise that the "Great Blindness" of 2018 might have actually occurred in 2013, when people seemed to have established that this movie was "visually stunning".Gosling still can't act for shit and Refn really needs to get his act together before ending as an executive producer for a lousy Starz TV show about prostitutes in the first wold war or something.
Movie comment on Schizopolis
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Paradigm Astronaut? Jigsaw.Movie comment on Sound City
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get some fucking structure for your movie, dude.Movie comment on G-Force
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A movie in which guinea pigs save the world? I'm in!Movie comment on Escape Plan
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"Have a lovely day, asshole."Movie comment on Before Sunrise
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Awkward.Movie comment on The World's End
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Quite funny. Also, first (and thus best) british remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.Movie comment on Der Krieger und die Kaiserin
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I'd recommend this over "Lola rennt" any day.Movie comment on Spring Breakers
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I surely hope the people who made this were being sarcastic.Movie comment on Indie Game: The Movie
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A little manipulative, but a great documentary with really touching stories of struggling artists.Movie comment on Vehicle 19
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Two important lessons I learnt while watching this:-Never rent form Hertz again.
-Never watch anything remotely touched by Mukunda Michael Dewil again.
Movie comment on Screamers
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Movie comment on Side Effects
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I think Soderbergh just made his Psycho.Movie comment on Repo Man
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Just fucking awesome.Movie comment on The Blob
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Is there even a point making movies after The Blob?Movie comment on Charade
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This felt like a poor man's Hitchcock.. but I mean that in a good way!Movie comment on The Steel Helmet
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A very raw war film.Movie comment on Django Unchained
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About 2 hours and 15 minutes too long.Also, this TOTALLY deserves to be the number 3 western on IMDb.
Movie comment on Casino Royale
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All that randomness makes the charm of this movie. Also, (very) funny jokes!Movie comment on Savages
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[insert offensive comment about inserting something in the narrator's mouth so she'd just shut the f#*k up here.]Movie comment on Seven Psychopaths
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Tries too hard.Movie comment on Wag the Dog
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Very, very funny!Movie comment on The Machinist
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Clever movie. Also, Christian Bale weights about 150 grams in this.Movie comment on Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
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Fact.
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