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It does more interesting things than I ever expected (mainly because of the lead actress' surprisingly not-awful character development and what it's saying about her pregnancy) but christ almighty is this thing terribly directed.
9 years 1 month ago
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Intensely unbalanced, misjudged, hypermasculine bullshit. Tries REALLY hard to be Saving Private Ryan and emulate its points about the lack of humanity in war, without actually understanding that that film's graphic nature wasn't meant to inspire an us-against-"them" xenophobic shoot 'em up. Lerman's character spoiler starts off showing intense pacifism, and by the last act turns into the most bloodthirsty of all; and his pacifism was never about thinking about the German soldiers as actual people, just that he didn't want to kill, because it was only about *him* in that regard. You can *tell* the attempted point being made about war turning good men into animals, but then they decide to show hundreds of Germans' heads exploding with total glee and satisfaction. All this, without even discussing that 66% of the only three female characters in the film exist for the main cast to put their dicks inside of, and then are disposed of. Just a truly miserable experience.

Bonus: a guy in my screening got up afterward and shouted to me and my boyfriend "and we're supposed to be nice to THEIR kids!" Way to go, everyone.
9 years 6 months ago
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That this manages to feel truthful is the greatest triumph of all. Well, and the watersports scene.
9 years 11 months ago
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Basically it's like a mashup between some of the more existential and visually insane moments of The Fountain and silent film-level creaky melodrama. I'm still not even sure what the hell to make of it a day later.
10 years ago
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I enjoyed this more than I did Monsters University, quite frankly.
10 years ago
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Available as a bonus feature on the Criterion DVD of Short Cuts.
10 years 1 month ago
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Available as a bonus feature in Criterion's Rossellini/Bergman box set.
10 years 1 month ago
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Available as a bonus feature on the Criterion DVD/Blu-Ray of La Jetée and Sans Soleil.
10 years 1 month ago
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Available as a bonus feature on the Criterion DVD/Blu-Ray of The Lady Vanishes.
10 years 1 month ago
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Roberto Rossellini's segment The Chicken, featuring Ingrid Bergman, is available as a bonus feature in Criterion's Rossellini/Bergman box set.
10 years 1 month ago
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This is exceedingly disturbing. I approve.
10 years 1 month ago
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I checked out of this as soon as Davies started running around in blackface.
10 years 1 month ago
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I rather liked this one.
10 years 7 months ago
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HOW is this in zero lists? Absolutely incredible.
10 years 7 months ago
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"Wheat."
10 years 10 months ago
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Lloyd in his lifeguard uniform was a very welcome sight, tbh.
10 years 11 months ago
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I second The Ascent love. Can't believe it's only JUST in it.
11 years 2 months ago
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I remember this being surprisingly incredible, what with a DCOM descending as far into vaguely schizophrenic madness as it could.
11 years 3 months ago
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The idea of it being condensed to, say, 1h45m, makes me want to jump into a pit of sulfur.
11 years 9 months ago
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Why this is never mentioned in the same breath as Persona or The Seventh Seal or Fanny and Alexander or Wild Strawberries is beyond me. (But god, the man could make great films.)
12 years 3 months ago
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THE B*WITCHED SOUNDTRACK.
12 years 4 months ago
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TheMajor and JosteinAsk are both very correct.
12 years 7 months ago
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Unjustly...nonexistent from history. Simmons OWNS this.
12 years 9 months ago
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The winners ARE still nominees.
12 years 10 months ago
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Almost better than the first one, which is impressive.
13 years 2 months ago

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