Also taught me it's possible to trip my everloving tits off on corn.
Seriously though, anyone thinking she's literally meant to be a witch neeeds their tits kicking over their heads. They eat dodgy corn, go mental and die whilst hallucinating terribly.
Meryl Streep chews scenery in a cynical attempt to ride the wave of feminism to oscar glory. Not that we should expect less from the woman who publicly supports Roman Polanski - remember, its ok to excuse drugging and buggering 13 year olds to progress your career, and its ok to use an anti-sexual abuse movement as a vehicle to an oscar.
The film was nothing special, the main thing I took from it was that Streep is a cold, cynical and selfish woman. An ego on legs and a dangerous hypocrite who is cynically exploiting what should be an empowering movement by chasing awards for tokenism.
So overrated. Social commentary aside its a bang average film and It seems to me that all of the praise for it is borne from tokenism, which is ironic really as that just ultimately takes away from the message the film is trying to send.
I really wish that this film was better than it is, but the sad reality is its little more than a B movie with an unsubtle message that has been overrated to the point it seems slightly patronising.
Having said that, I prefer my horrors to be scary so perhaps I was never going to get along with this.
Der's more to Oireland dan dis. Voice acting so over done that its reminds me of Dick Van Dykes ridiculous cockney nonsense.
Unoriginal style. Looks like a bog standard childs book.
Boring and overrated. To be sure to be sure.
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Movie comment on The Clovehitch Killer
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Overly twee American dogshit.1 dimensional, listless, and genuinely hard work to watch (and not in the way it was intended)
Movie comment on Baywatch
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An absolutely honking film. less enjoying than slitting your wrists.Only positive is Alexandria Daddario is fucking stunning.
1/10. I've created better scripts by just wiping my arse.
Movie comment on Gandhi
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Loved the old school intermission!! I watched this in bed and it provided a great opportunity for a quick fag!Movie comment on Sicario
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Very entertaining film slightly ruined by an absolute jobsworth prat of a lead.Was she actually just a traffic warden and I missed something?
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Fat kid was asking for itMovie comment on The VVitch: A New-England Folktale
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Best film about crop blight I've ever seen.Also taught me it's possible to trip my everloving tits off on corn.
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It's a shame this list has been infected with so much anime.Movie comment on Moonlight
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Dull.Movie comment on The Post
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Meryl Streep chews scenery in a cynical attempt to ride the wave of feminism to oscar glory. Not that we should expect less from the woman who publicly supports Roman Polanski - remember, its ok to excuse drugging and buggering 13 year olds to progress your career, and its ok to use an anti-sexual abuse movement as a vehicle to an oscar.The film was nothing special, the main thing I took from it was that Streep is a cold, cynical and selfish woman. An ego on legs and a dangerous hypocrite who is cynically exploiting what should be an empowering movement by chasing awards for tokenism.
Movie comment on Get Out
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So overrated. Social commentary aside its a bang average film and It seems to me that all of the praise for it is borne from tokenism, which is ironic really as that just ultimately takes away from the message the film is trying to send.I really wish that this film was better than it is, but the sad reality is its little more than a B movie with an unsubtle message that has been overrated to the point it seems slightly patronising.
Having said that, I prefer my horrors to be scary so perhaps I was never going to get along with this.
Movie comment on Brute Force
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Features 'Calypso', the most infuriating human ever.Movie comment on Brawl in Cell Block 99
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acoltismypassport, with wit like that you might get a gig writing the sequel.Movie comment on Jigsaw
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Oh Jigsaw, you rascal!Movie comment on Song of the Sea
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Der's more to Oireland dan dis. Voice acting so over done that its reminds me of Dick Van Dykes ridiculous cockney nonsense.Unoriginal style. Looks like a bog standard childs book.
Boring and overrated. To be sure to be sure.
Movie comment on Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould
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Pretentious gubbins.A repugnantly shite film.
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A good example of why americas nuclear policy is utter stupidity.Movie comment on Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS
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Forgettable film.Memorable wank.
Movie comment on The Boss Baby
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Cringeworthy.Movie comment on Lawrence of Arabia
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Its long. I was always put off watching it by the length.Just finished watching it and I wish it was longer.
Jolly good film!
Movie comment on Brawl in Cell Block 99
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Awful, awful script.Horrendous acting.
Nonexistent plot.
One of the worst films I've ever seen.