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Henry Cavill's face looks less realistic than a lot of Pixar characters.
3 weeks ago
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Terrible title but a cracking film. Who would have thought that both leads from Twilight would become two of the most interesting and watchable actors of their generation. Pattinson is absolutely electric here.
2 months 2 weeks ago
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Zahler's violence makes most other films seem like kids movies in comparison. Bloody hell.
3 months ago
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A nice little bottle thriller with one of the most confronting singular moments of gore this side of Green Room that unfortunately (but somewhat fittingly) completely shits the bed in the final ten minutes.
3 months 3 weeks ago
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Johnny Depp's years of method acting as a weird drunken loser really pay off here.
4 months 1 week ago
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You keep using that movie title, I do not think it means what you think it means.
6 months 2 weeks ago
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For people who saw Prometheus and thought "You know what? These crewmembers are too competent."
6 months 2 weeks ago
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Lakeith Stanfield, what a talent. Dude only gets a handful of scenes but steals the entire movie, despite being surrounded by superfluous cameos from big stars. The scene where he's asking questions of McMahon is the highlight of an otherwise midling affair.
7 months 3 weeks ago
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Almost unwatchable. As a huge fan of Michael Shannon and Werner Herzog I can't remember the last time I was this disappointed by a film. Nice score though.
9 months 2 weeks ago
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Why me?
9 months 3 weeks ago
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Absolute rubbish in all the right ways.
10 months ago
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Real cheerful film, great for a pick-me-up.
10 months 1 week ago
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Walter why
10 months 2 weeks ago
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Elijah Wood is really cornering the market in quirky sidekicks in amateur detective mysteries.
10 months 3 weeks ago
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I found this surprisingly enjoyable. It's a dialogue-driven political thriller where the only characters playing dirtier than the bad guys are the good guys, anchored by a phenomenal performance from Jessica Chastain that just about redeems her for that awful Scottish accent. The real star here however is the dialogue, which whips past at an intoxicating speed, challenging you to keep up with the team as they devise strategies and counter-strategies and never treating the viewer like an idiot in a way that reminded me of The Ides Of March and Michael Clayton.

Sadly this refreshing approach to storytelling doesn't last for the duration of the movie, as the final act tries to pull off one too many absurd and unnecessarily complex twists, betraying much of the believable strategising which came before. The journey is still definitely worth it however, and the final subtle mid-credits shot goes some way towards repairing the damage caused by the film's climax. I'll be watching the development of Jonathan Perera's career with interest because this is one hell of a debut script.
10 months 3 weeks ago
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The 2017 entry is incorrect the best picture winner was actually Emma Stone.
10 months 3 weeks ago
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My favourite nominated live action short, which is saying something because most of them were excellent. Shame that it doesn't have a real chance up against films that deal with far meatier subject matter, but I had a grin on my face the whole way through this, and sometimes that's enough.
10 months 3 weeks ago
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The pick of the shortlisted animated shorts in my opinion. A really touching allegorical look at dementia sprinkled with Hitchcock references. Desereved a nomination in what was a disappointingly weak field. Worth seeking out.
10 months 3 weeks ago
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Hits many of the same story notes as Wolf but is sorely lacking the energy and grace of Scorsese's direction. The performances are good however and I found spoiler genuinely surprising given that I wasn't familiar with the real life events. The Talking Heads cover sequence is a real highlight and I only wish that the rest of the movie managed to hit a similar tone.
11 months ago
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That scene where Fassbender just mutters "what the fuck is going on?" to himself perfectly sums up this film.
11 months ago
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Never have I gotten anything less than I got this.
11 months ago
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Everyone's talking about the sexual politics of the film but I just want to play the robot dog spartacus video game.
11 months 1 week ago
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Relentlessly tense and difficult to watch. In fact it's about as close as I've ever seen any modern film come to The Wages Of Fear in that regard.
11 months 1 week ago
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Liked the premise and the execution for the most part, but the ending feels like a complete betrayal of the ethical dilemmas posed previously and is such a complete cop-out that I'd be amazed if the rumoured reshoots weren't done to plaster over an original, spoiler ending. I mean spoiler practically writes itself.
11 months 2 weeks ago
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Five of these bloody movies and they still haven't explained the interplay between score and time. How can a race have both points and a finish line!? How is that even possible!? Fuck these movies. And don't get me started on the checkpoints. Death racing is tied with quidditch for the stupidest ever fictional sport.
11 months 2 weeks ago

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