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It looks great but would work much better as a game. The script is just not smart enough for a movie, but could pass as a cutscenes material.
2 months 1 week ago
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Apparently nothing works better as a conversation starter than a good old rape.
2 months 1 week ago
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I can say it was very entertaining, but that premise, my god.. I'm not a big expert on the history of mexican snacks, and I was thinking maybe it's a movie about the guy who invented the burrito. Then, maybe the nachos at least. But a new Cheeto flavor? And it's not even a credible story? COME ON! What's next? The green onion Lays origin story? Let's start the Frito-Lay Cinematic Universe!
2 months 2 weeks ago
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Not really boring but I didn't find a single character to like, or to care about, and that's a bigger problem than any runtime. Those Indians were apparently too dumb to live. It was like watching a true crime slasher turning into a courtroom drama with The Whale cameo.
3 months ago
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WHAT?!
3 months 2 weeks ago
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Looks like an experimental film, sounds like a gay threesome.
3 months 3 weeks ago
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So it IS possible to make a decent, heartwarming romantic comedy without a single cliche. And it still feels fresh and original 40 years later - well, except for the haircuts.. those are the worst, an absolute nightmare.
3 months 4 weeks ago
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What a garbage!
5 months ago
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New Cheese City, Cheddar County
5 months 1 week ago
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Absolutely beautiful, but at times so bleak that it's very difficult to enjoy. It's hard to give a perfect score to a movie that, instead of a "wow, i love it!" feeling, leaves you with a sense of disgust towards humanity.
5 months 1 week ago
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Is it a Marvel movie or Coachella 2012?
5 months 1 week ago
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Better quality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TIyx6JSW7s
5 months 2 weeks ago
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atrociously lame
8 months 3 weeks ago
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Great fun with lots of light-hearted verbal abuse.
12 months ago
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Better quality - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqdBG0hN-Og
1 year 1 month ago
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It's great, unless you expect some cinematic fireworks or contrived drama. IMDb score is a bullshit. I could watch J. Lawrence hanging out in New Orelans, cleaning pools and trying to get her shit together for 240 more minutes without any boredom.
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1 year 1 month ago
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Only to be watched with Daddy Yankee - Gasolina as a soundtrack.
1 year 3 months ago
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The full version of this mazzzzterpiece:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSDDyzCagMY
1 year 4 months ago
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https://archive.org/details/violated.-angels.-dvdrip.-koji.-wakamatsu.-1967-all-zine - with subs, without the russian dub and porn ads everywhere
1 year 5 months ago
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Blah, here we go again. spoiler
1 year 6 months ago
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Well, visiting your girlfriend couldn't possibly go more wrong..
1 year 6 months ago
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Well, not my cup of God's semen.
1 year 6 months ago
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A couple goes to the woods to work on their grief related relationship issues. Hilarity ensues.
1 year 6 months ago

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