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Y'all are giving this way too much praise lol, this movie sucked. Yeah it's pretty, but the protagonist is working with the nazi's... We're supposed to sympathize with him because he mumbles a few vague sentences of regret and not agreeing with the war but uhm... you're designing kamikaze planes bro. The romance is also just BS, they fall in love instantly while he's a college student and she's literal CHILD. They spend a few days together and then decide to get married outta nowhere. The plot is also a hot mess, the middle of the movie is just a bunch of weird dream sequences and confusing nothing. Idk. It's beautiful animation but that's really all. I liked Miyazaki's earlier work a lot more.
5 months 3 weeks ago
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This movie is funny and very very french. It dragged on a little too long in my opinion but it was a nice lighthearted movie, 7/10
1 year ago
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Puss in boots 1 was very mid but the sequel is much better. The main villain was genuinely scary, the little doggy side character was funny and charming, the world is really cool, the emotional moments are actually touching. They also switch to an indie game/spiderverse-esque animation style sometimes and that looks really good. I liked it a lot.
1 year 2 months ago
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The message of this movie is “trust people even if they backstab you SEVERAL TIMES with literal world ending consequences” and I dunno, that seems kinda whack to me
1 year 3 months ago
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The Bond girl in this one is really cool but it’s really jarring how Bond disrespects her just because she’s a woman. There have been cool powerful women in previous Bond films (e.g May Day, mrs. Goodhead, Pussy Galore) and Bond seemed to be fine with them but now he just goes off on her about how she’s unprofessional and this is a man’s world and he works alone. She’s a CIA agent bro why are you being so rude to her?
1 year 4 months ago
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What was even the point of spoiler. At least the sexual assault is limited to some minor back and forth.
1 year 4 months ago
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Gotta love when the “good guy” sexually assaults and then blackmails a woman into sleeping with him. Ahhhh the sixties.
1 year 4 months ago
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I found this one kind of unwatchable with the casual misogyny and racism. Like why is there a canonically Chinese character cosplayed by a white man lol. It's to be expected for the time I guess but it doesn't help a film that's otherwise also quite bad.
1 year 4 months ago
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This movie was really dumb. It's kind of a sequel to the classic nutcracker story. The visuals are pretty, the acting is mostly okay, but the story makes zero sense. There's plotholes, cheesyness, and all the characters are shallow and one-dimensional. I pretty much hated the main character, because she's touted at this genius girl coming to save the country, yet she doesn't see the most obvious double-cross in the world coming. She's dumb as rocks and so is the movie.
5 years 3 months ago
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This movie could have been so much better. The setting and world-building is good, it looks great, but the story makes no sense at all, the romance is cringey, and the acting is a mixed bag. Basically a worse version of avatar.

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6 years 8 months ago
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As a dreamworks fan, I did not like this at all.
9 years 3 months ago
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