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Damn near perfect. See it without being spoiled if you can, but above all see it.
5 years 2 months ago
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I went into this hoping for a kickass martial arts flick. What I got, against all odds, was a legitimately fascinating piece of outsider art - I'm not sure whether it's good or bad, but as an object there's very little else like it.
6 years 3 months ago
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Dude. DUDE.

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6 years 5 months ago
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Catastrophic. Irredeemable. Broken at the most fundamental levels of narrative. One of the worst superhero movies ever made.
6 years 5 months ago
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Not only is this better than you could reasonably expect of a direct-to-video B-movie, it's one of the best American action movies of the 90s. Alternates between laugh-out-loud funny comedy from Kareem Hardison and jaw-dropping fight scenes from Marc Dacascos. Seriously, check this out, you won't be disappointed.
6 years 8 months ago
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Not the greatest; not the worst. Pretty much exactly middle of the road as action movies go.
7 years 6 months ago
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The final fight sequence is the stuff of miracles. I don't know how the performers managed to not die.
7 years 7 months ago
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My favourite film of all time. There's no aspect of it that isn't extraordinary.
7 years 7 months ago
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There isn't enough hate in the world.
7 years 7 months ago
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It starts out almost unbearably lethargic and takes the longest possible route to get to the action, but when it gets there, it kicks ass. The whole final shootout is one giant visual throwback to Hard Boiled, which is only ever a good thing.
7 years 11 months ago
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It was on to a good thing right up until the stupid bloody twist ending.
8 years ago
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That awkward moment in human history when nu-metal was acceptable in film soundtracks.
8 years 5 months ago
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This movie was plainly made by a mad person, and that's why I love it.
8 years 5 months ago
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