Once you've made the decision to watch this movie, there is only one thing you can do, and that is to expect utter rancid tripe. Tekken delivers.
The best thing about this atrocity is that it ends.
Strange as it may sound, there are a couple of things that don't suck completely,
1. Gratuitous sexy ass cleavage on the considerably hot Kelly Overton. Hot!
2. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa's über side burns/haircut. Fabulous!
3. Roger Huerta's magic tattoos which magically switches from his left shoulder to his right, about 30 minutes into the movie. Magic!
A dark and dreary distopic MMA tournament picture that used the word Tekken every time they didn't know what to say or call something. It's a drinking game in the making, and a new inside joke here at the house. It starts out dark and dull, but eventually Tekkens you on a hero's journey. Make your bad guys bad, and your sexy girls sexy, and we'll eventually turn our brains to off and enjoy the Tekken out of it.
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dpanter
Once you've made the decision to watch this movie, there is only one thing you can do, and that is to expect utter rancid tripe. Tekken delivers.The best thing about this atrocity is that it ends.
Strange as it may sound, there are a couple of things that don't suck completely,
1. Gratuitous sexy ass cleavage on the considerably hot Kelly Overton. Hot!
2. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa's über side burns/haircut. Fabulous!
3. Roger Huerta's magic tattoos which magically switches from his left shoulder to his right, about 30 minutes into the movie. Magic!
Siskoid
A dark and dreary distopic MMA tournament picture that used the word Tekken every time they didn't know what to say or call something. It's a drinking game in the making, and a new inside joke here at the house. It starts out dark and dull, but eventually Tekkens you on a hero's journey. Make your bad guys bad, and your sexy girls sexy, and we'll eventually turn our brains to off and enjoy the Tekken out of it.MsAethena
As a fan of these games. Fml. :\Blade22
Heihachi Mishima looked funnyelhaha1001
it's one of the worst movies i've seenSpinx
So bad it hurts.jadebandeira
Esperei muito do filme por conta do jogo, mas me decepcionei. Péssimo filme.