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burningbunnies

I wonder what the comments on this film will b-
I'M A VAMPIRE
I'M A VAMPIRE
I'M A VAMPIRE
I'M A VAMPIRE
I'M A VAMPIRE
11 years 8 months ago
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greenhorg

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This gif so effectively summarizes the movie that you get the check just by seeing it.
8 years 6 months ago
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armyofshadows

He really gives it his all. Full throttle, that Nic Cage- no matter how preposterously poor the dialogue or ridiculous and convoluted the plot- he'll give you 100%.
10 years 2 months ago
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pimpmaster spaceman

I'M A VAMPIRE
I'M A VAMPIRE
I'M A VAMPIRE
I'M A VAMPIRE
12 years 6 months ago
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adastras

I'M A VAMPIRE
I'M A VAMPIRE
I'M A VAMPIRE
12 years 7 months ago
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Mudskipper

I'M A VAMPIRE
I'M A VAMPIRE
I'M A VAMPIRE
I'M A VAMPIRE
12 years 10 months ago
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MM

People dismiss this film wrongly. It is written by Joseph Minion who wrote Scorsese's brilliant After Hours. The film is meant to be satire, comedy and horror and ticks all those boxes effectively. Nic Cage delivers probably the best comedic performance of all time.
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12 years 2 months ago
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dream_tiger

jesus christ this is amazing.
10 years 7 months ago
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Mercator

So cool. One of the best Cage's performances spoiler
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11 years 10 months ago
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Siskoid

The premise of Vampire's Kiss is an interesting one - a man's nascent bat fetish gives him the delusion that he's been bitten by a vampire and is becoming one, and just how much of this is a delusion and how much of it is real, the audience has to parse out. After all, the story works whether he's fabricating the whole thing or it's part of a vampire's mind-clouding allure as she feeds on him night after night. Unfortunately, this man is played by Nicholas Cage, which is famously a 50/50 proposition. In this case, while the camp performance will have its fans, I could only bring myself to like it in the most ironic way, and indeed, DON'T. He's doing a weird accent from the beginning, well before the supposed bite, that's very distracting. As a vamp, he's playing it for arch comedy, which is at odds with much of the material (a rape, for example, and lots of sexual harassment - his suffering secretary, played by MarĂ­a Conchita Alonso, is the heart of the picture, and I wish she were given more respect by having the world around her played straight). If Cage's character had been a good guy who tragically becomes a monster, we'd be more attuned to him, but he's a creep and a jerk from jump, and is using his delusion to behave even more badly. I'm afraid everything interesting kind of gets lost in that crazy performance, but even if it had been played closer to the ground, it probably would still have been a tonal mess.
1 year 6 months ago
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justwannaboogie

Is this a good film? I don't know.
Do I understand it? I don't know.
Did it have me in a hysterical laughing fit 90% of the time? Yup.
6 years 10 months ago
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justwannaboogie

I NEVER MISFILED ANYTHING. NOT ONCE, NOT ONE TIME!
6 years 11 months ago
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dchauvin

It's testimony to Nic Cage's greatness that he was willing to eat a live cockroach for a movie as piss poor as this.
10 years 11 months ago
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C-3PO

When you see a movie purely because you are curious to see where all those Nicolas Cage memes and gifs come from... yep, that's me.
3 years 6 months ago
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george4mon

ahahahaha
10 years 6 months ago

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