Mortal Kombat is A Tournament!!!! But apparently the producers didnt have enough budget to create the Island where the tornament takes place, so they just decided to fight on the training ground! Also they said what if we mixed Aqua Man and Iron Man and make a new character who is son of Scorpion! Who is not even on the Original Roster? I mean like WTF! And he is wearing a suite which charges up???? Absolute Garbage of an idea
First , its too long. Second, is it only me or did somebody else find some similarities with scientYouknowwhat in this film? Third, why the hell does he keeps saying I grew in San Francisco? Yeah we got it Dude. Fourth, dont watch this, go watch something more productive, like the grass grow or the paint dry
PS: why are they praying to their human entity Muslim style? is it supposed to be a dig or what?
Before Pressing Play, Remember to Shut Down Your Brain!
Fake movie about a CGI Imagniary tower which works by the power of WIND? Well what if the wind stops mannnn!?? Did you know that you cannot really Reserve the Power of wind as it needs to used directly when it is produced from the Turbines? What about Mr.Rock climbing a 100 floors pulling up that 400 Pounds of muscle in 5 minutes???? I mean like what the hel@ mannn! This so senseless and logicles, I donno what more to say. And yes Mr.Johnson, we Get it!!! You are very stroooong!!! Very Very Very Stronggg ! Just Drink a bottle of Vodka neat before you are gonna start this movie, and if you wanted to skip it and go directly to bed, thats even better.
Literally too long, until the games begin Nothing happens. Its like Drana, Drama, Drama..Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit Bla Bla Bla. And after this they made Mocking Jay Part 1, which was an absolute waste of time, caz nothing happens there either. This is when you have Content enough for 2 movies but decide to make 4, Just caz your Greedy AF and want to milk the business as much you can, Hey HG producers! Do me a favor, go and join Twilight producers in your Milion Dollar Mansions in Beverly Hills and never make anything again!
Why dont you show the monster at all? You all were out of money for CGI or what? The whole we see from the creature in the movie is as much as the trailer, seems like the pandemic drained all the Finaces for the B-movies ...
This isnt a movie about a wolf or a wolverine, its a movie about a police officer struggling to keep his shit together, should be renamed to "Sheriff of Snow Hollow"
So people are just cruising on the Moon looking to do pirate stuff? How the f@#$ did they manage to have the resources to get there in the first place? How do they maintain themselves just cruising over Moon and chilling? And there s a spaceship controlled by monkeys who are trying to entrap and eat other space tarevelers? Give me a break of all this bullcrap
I am so disappointed with this movie, so baddd even put my cat to sleep! A boring slow burner, We didnt even see Wonder Woman that much in action, it was like she had CAMEOS in her own movie!!!! I mean like what the fuck??? All that build up for nothing? And the emotional goodbye which was the Highest point in the original just looks Fake and unnecessary. And to all those trying to cover up for this movies nosedive from the original by giving me the " story comes first line ", just go watch Downton Abbey and enjoy your STORY, we are watching Comic Movies here, Ciao
Alright so imagine there is this soccer crazy teen(Hulu) who is suddenly given a few Billion Dollars to start a new club. Like a kid in a candy shop he is runming wild buying players, he has Ronaldo Messi and Neymar and can even get Neuer in the goal, but then he runs out of money and has to hire an Amateur coach for the team, and as a consequence of this They Suck. This is what happened with this movie.
Just dont watch this bull crap, I mean for crying out loud what the f@** is going on? People going to private swingers party and then saying "oh I really love my WIFE!" well f*** you! then what the crap your doing in this party. So unrealisctic, so stupid, seems like the actors just reading parts from an article on swinging. If you know basic swining knowledge, this movie will be the greatest insult to your understanding, just stay away at all costs. Watching the paint dry or the grass grow will be more productive, even go watch yourself masturbating in the bathroom I promise you get more Sexual scenes in that mirror.
Was it the most stupid movie I have ever seen? Maybe. Was it the most unrealistic $..ity movie ever? Definitely yes. So, you cut off the assholes arm, he is literally defenseles, what do you do? And remember this is the guy who killed all your friends. You run away you Retard! You have the guy in the freezer, there is only one door, what do you do? You Runaway again you Dumbass. You are on an open road, what you do? Run towards the next town and hope to find help? No, you run back in the jungle you nim-wit. Feels stupid to watch a "Human" running miles and miles in this movie with a Chainsaw which weighs alot! This dude better be Hulk. And how the fu... Can someone saw your arm off and you still live with no medical assistance? This is literally and Insult to every shred of knowledge. Stay as farrrrr as possible from this pile of junk, and this sentence is written by a Horror movie fan.
Too long and boring at times, star studded cast just melts inside the plot which makes them insignificant. They tried to change the depressive tone of the original, but it did not work out eventually. Worst of them all was the rich playboy who simply couldnt figure out that Joe was gay,,,she even cut her hair short you MORON!
You want my advice, just watch the original and skip this boring altered story
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Movie comment on Striptease
Marcus Fenix
Oh My God! It s just Baaaad in every way...Just watch Porn instead and you will be fine, at least you will see some action there...SMHMovie comment on Arrival
Marcus Fenix
Action fans stay awayMovie comment on The Sentinel
Marcus Fenix
Boring!Movie comment on Mortal Kombat
Marcus Fenix
Mortal Kombat is A Tournament!!!! But apparently the producers didnt have enough budget to create the Island where the tornament takes place, so they just decided to fight on the training ground! Also they said what if we mixed Aqua Man and Iron Man and make a new character who is son of Scorpion! Who is not even on the Original Roster? I mean like WTF! And he is wearing a suite which charges up???? Absolute Garbage of an ideaMovie comment on There Is No I in Threesome
Marcus Fenix
Eye opening and influential, wait for a great twist in the end. Highly recommendedMovie comment on The Empty Man
Marcus Fenix
First , its too long. Second, is it only me or did somebody else find some similarities with scientYouknowwhat in this film? Third, why the hell does he keeps saying I grew in San Francisco? Yeah we got it Dude. Fourth, dont watch this, go watch something more productive, like the grass grow or the paint dryPS: why are they praying to their human entity Muslim style? is it supposed to be a dig or what?
Movie comment on Godzilla vs. Kong
Marcus Fenix
It was really good, just watch itMovie comment on Skyscraper
Marcus Fenix
Before Pressing Play, Remember to Shut Down Your Brain!Fake movie about a CGI Imagniary tower which works by the power of WIND? Well what if the wind stops mannnn!?? Did you know that you cannot really Reserve the Power of wind as it needs to used directly when it is produced from the Turbines? What about Mr.Rock climbing a 100 floors pulling up that 400 Pounds of muscle in 5 minutes???? I mean like what the hel@ mannn! This so senseless and logicles, I donno what more to say. And yes Mr.Johnson, we Get it!!! You are very stroooong!!! Very Very Very Stronggg ! Just Drink a bottle of Vodka neat before you are gonna start this movie, and if you wanted to skip it and go directly to bed, thats even better.
Movie comment on The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Marcus Fenix
Literally too long, until the games begin Nothing happens. Its like Drana, Drama, Drama..Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit Bla Bla Bla. And after this they made Mocking Jay Part 1, which was an absolute waste of time, caz nothing happens there either. This is when you have Content enough for 2 movies but decide to make 4, Just caz your Greedy AF and want to milk the business as much you can, Hey HG producers! Do me a favor, go and join Twilight producers in your Milion Dollar Mansions in Beverly Hills and never make anything again!Movie comment on 365 dni
Marcus Fenix
When 50 Shades meets Soft Core porn, oh wait a minute, 50 Shades WAS softcore Porn loolMovie comment on Come Play
Marcus Fenix
Why dont you show the monster at all? You all were out of money for CGI or what? The whole we see from the creature in the movie is as much as the trailer, seems like the pandemic drained all the Finaces for the B-movies ...Movie comment on The Wolf of Snow Hollow
Marcus Fenix
This isnt a movie about a wolf or a wolverine, its a movie about a police officer struggling to keep his shit together, should be renamed to "Sheriff of Snow Hollow"Movie comment on Ad Astra
Marcus Fenix
So people are just cruising on the Moon looking to do pirate stuff? How the f@#$ did they manage to have the resources to get there in the first place? How do they maintain themselves just cruising over Moon and chilling? And there s a spaceship controlled by monkeys who are trying to entrap and eat other space tarevelers? Give me a break of all this bullcrapMovie comment on The Lodge
Marcus Fenix
Oh My God its soooo boring, I would rather watch my cat sleepMovie comment on Wonder Woman 1984
Marcus Fenix
I am so disappointed with this movie, so baddd even put my cat to sleep! A boring slow burner, We didnt even see Wonder Woman that much in action, it was like she had CAMEOS in her own movie!!!! I mean like what the fuck??? All that build up for nothing? And the emotional goodbye which was the Highest point in the original just looks Fake and unnecessary. And to all those trying to cover up for this movies nosedive from the original by giving me the " story comes first line ", just go watch Downton Abbey and enjoy your STORY, we are watching Comic Movies here, CiaoMovie comment on The Last House on the Left
Marcus Fenix
So this was the movie that had Cult following? No wayyyy, I had nightmares which would make better horror moviesMovie comment on Happiest Season
Marcus Fenix
Alright so imagine there is this soccer crazy teen(Hulu) who is suddenly given a few Billion Dollars to start a new club. Like a kid in a candy shop he is runming wild buying players, he has Ronaldo Messi and Neymar and can even get Neuer in the goal, but then he runs out of money and has to hire an Amateur coach for the team, and as a consequence of this They Suck. This is what happened with this movie.Movie comment on Antebellum
Marcus Fenix
I just have one question, Why???Movie comment on Ammonite
Marcus Fenix
A very nice romantic movie, I loved it, deep layers in the movie evolved over time. My fav movie of 2020 so far.Movie comment on Palm Swings
Marcus Fenix
Just dont watch this bull crap, I mean for crying out loud what the f@** is going on? People going to private swingers party and then saying "oh I really love my WIFE!" well f*** you! then what the crap your doing in this party. So unrealisctic, so stupid, seems like the actors just reading parts from an article on swinging. If you know basic swining knowledge, this movie will be the greatest insult to your understanding, just stay away at all costs. Watching the paint dry or the grass grow will be more productive, even go watch yourself masturbating in the bathroom I promise you get more Sexual scenes in that mirror.Movie comment on The Turning
Marcus Fenix
What a wasteMovie comment on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Marcus Fenix
Spoiler AlertWas it the most stupid movie I have ever seen? Maybe. Was it the most unrealistic $..ity movie ever? Definitely yes. So, you cut off the assholes arm, he is literally defenseles, what do you do? And remember this is the guy who killed all your friends. You run away you Retard! You have the guy in the freezer, there is only one door, what do you do? You Runaway again you Dumbass. You are on an open road, what you do? Run towards the next town and hope to find help? No, you run back in the jungle you nim-wit. Feels stupid to watch a "Human" running miles and miles in this movie with a Chainsaw which weighs alot! This dude better be Hulk. And how the fu... Can someone saw your arm off and you still live with no medical assistance? This is literally and Insult to every shred of knowledge. Stay as farrrrr as possible from this pile of junk, and this sentence is written by a Horror movie fan.
Movie comment on Words on Bathroom Walls
Marcus Fenix
Very Good movie, and I am the first check on this movie here so it makes it more awesome. Just go watch it "nough said.Movie comment on Little Women
Marcus Fenix
Too long and boring at times, star studded cast just melts inside the plot which makes them insignificant. They tried to change the depressive tone of the original, but it did not work out eventually. Worst of them all was the rich playboy who simply couldnt figure out that Joe was gay,,,she even cut her hair short you MORON!You want my advice, just watch the original and skip this boring altered story
Movie comment on The Tax Collector
Marcus Fenix
Dont listen to the negative reviews, Just go watch it and enjoy. Yeah, I know its violent movie but thats very close to realityShowing items 26 – 50 of 65