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So this is what Michael Bay's midlife crisis looks like.
9 years 5 months ago
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Seagal can't run.
9 years 5 months ago
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A charming enough film somewhere between the spectrum of Woody Allen and Wes Anderson.
9 years 7 months ago
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Not what I was expecting, I found it engaging and entertaining from start to finish.
9 years 7 months ago
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Star Wars wants its music back.
9 years 7 months ago
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Why does no one know how to pronounce erudite? It only has three syllables!
9 years 8 months ago
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Nice cameo at the end... as long as it stays a cameo.
9 years 9 months ago
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Aaron Paul is still a 'TV actor' at this stage. Hopefully a good director will help him with the transition in the future.
9 years 9 months ago
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I wonder how long it will be when the Middle East looks back on films like this and views it the same way the west views the works of Jane Austen?

The family tree element was heartbreaking enough.
9 years 9 months ago
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This illegitimate child of Gladiator and Titanic should have been aborted.
9 years 9 months ago
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Payne is pleasure.
9 years 10 months ago
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Very good but that first sex scene went on for so long that by the end it had my laughing. So when the second came around I could only picture Mr./Miss Garrison yelling, "yeah, scissor me!"
9 years 10 months ago
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A little too churchy. spoiler
9 years 10 months ago
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I love Holofcener and this funny, heartwarming film solidifies my commitment to her fan base.
9 years 10 months ago
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"You can always depend on the ol' spy fucker."
9 years 11 months ago
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I wonder how many actual New Zealand actors Ben Kingsley beat with his amalgam accent of Kiwi, Aussie and a twinge of South African.
9 years 11 months ago
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This was good but did it not occur to one of them to try and get a job?
9 years 11 months ago
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When will Spike Lee grow out of those silly 'actor on a dolly' shots he puts in every...single...film!
9 years 11 months ago
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It's always good to have a backup.
9 years 12 months ago
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Judging from the majority of his body of work, I'm now convinced Gus Van Sant's career is just an elaborate ploy to get young men he fancies to take their clothes off.
10 years ago
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Having been to Russia and The Hermitage and picking up quite a lot of Russian history, I still find this films content to be considerably esoteric. It is not so much a history lesson as it is an occasional milieu of famous peoples and events from which this viewer feels completely removed.

The praise for this film, I feel relies too much upon the - dare I say - gimmick of the one take wonder. It is beautiful, but it pales to the awe of walking the salons of the Winter Palace in person. It is also accomplished but all the technical brilliance can't conceal the - possibly erudite, but in my mind - whimsically vague wanderings of two ethereal men-out-of-time.

The one scene(?) I did find intriguing was in front of Rembrandt's Danae. "This painting and I share a secret." Indeed.
10 years 1 month ago
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The true story of how they strategically destroyed Nazi dams by dropping enough N-bombs to rival Django Unchained.
10 years 1 month ago
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The Final Friday. *double smirk*

This film has a lot of bad points. The horrible electronic score I found to be the most irritating. New Line got their hands on the rights and all they do with it is rehash the worst ideas from the Elm Street franchise.
10 years 1 month ago
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AKA Carrie vs. Jason
10 years 1 month ago
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"Gentlemen, what seems to be the problem?"

I would have loved to see that ending. Copyright laws ruin all the fun.
10 years 1 month ago

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